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Vampires Suck is a parody of the Twilight movie series. At her new school, Becca is immediately attracted to, and forms a relationship with, the mysterious Edward Sullen Matt Lanter. He is a vampire, like his adopted family.
Team Edward: Edward? You're the best. Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
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If you hated the Twilight series you might like this movie. It makes fun of The Twilight movies and they don't even try to hide that fact, you have to see this movie for yourself to understand what that means. I saw this movie twice i thought it was funny me and my two best friends went to watch it and it was funny we were laughing at some parts this movie RULES.
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Each story has a different take on the legend of the Vampire. Some hide from the darkness and others can walk in the daylight. Some are cold, calculated killers and other are full of teenaged angst. Some are held at bay by garlic but others love Italian food.
Vampires Suck is a vampire spoof film based on the Twilight film series and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Meanwhile, killings have been happening to random people and the number one suspects are the Canadians. It is in fact a group of vampires, who are apparently commonly confused with the Black Eyed Peas. Becca is quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, which is odd, considering the welcome she was given including Jennifer Anneliese van der Pol but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen Matt Lanterwho perplexes her during their time in the biology class, despite thinking she smells of tuna.