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It may not be brimming with hard-edged analysis, but the new parody of the Twilight seriesVampires Suck, is certainly more satirical than sucky. But I found most of these images to be humorous and satirical rather than inane and stale as this round-up of various reviews suggests. As in the saga, one minute we viewers are told to keep the purity rings firmly in place, while the next moment we are encouraged to get all hot and bothered over extended petting.

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Twilight 's Stephenie Meyer is profiled in the March issue of Vogueand she reveals something very interesting:. Well, most of the things Meyer reveals are about as exciting as non-blood-sucking vamps: She likes to drive, she likes Greek salad. She is a self-described "hermit" who doesn't even go to the movies: "We bought The Dark Knight when it came out, and I know we will watch it someday," she says.

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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. Like the over-coiffed bonce of Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson, a broad send-up of Stephanie Meyer's teen-vampire romance juggernaut should be pretty hard to mess up.

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A lawsuit filed Wednesday in federal court in California reiterated those similarities, noting, for example, that both books contained passages about a wedding and an after-wedding sex scene on a beach. Hachette Book Group said that Ms. A Vampire novel plagiarized?

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Saying that the Twilight books are a polarizing series is an understatement. Stephenie Meyer is not a good writer. Cue the defensive comments below.

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Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition of the hysterically funny spoof, 'Vampires Suck' -- with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, two of the comedy masterminds who brought you ' Scary Movie ,' and co-starring Ken Jeong ' The Hangover 'this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!

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But based on the popular discourse at the time, anyone would be forgiven for thinking that the sparkly vampires and their tale of abstinence were a more significant problem. Twilight was everywhere — an unavoidable cultural whirlwind, but people were not happy about it. Audience surrogate Bella Swan meets vampire Edward Cullen and embarks on a tumultuous, complicated path to everlasting romance involving hyper-sensitive hunters, a clan of murderous supernatural law enforcers and, of course, a permanently shirtless werewolf to add a third point to the obligatory YA love triangle.

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It is a parody of the Twilight film series. Just like the previous Friedberg and Seltzer moviesthe film was panned by critics for its humor and plot. Meanwhile, a killing spree is attributed to the Canadians, but the real perpetrators are a group of vampires usually mistaken for the Black Eyed Peas. Becca quickly befriends many students at her new high school, including Jennifer Anneliese van der Pol.

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To be alive in Novemberand to be into movies in November meant many things. The Dark Knight had changed blockbuster movie-making forever only a few months ago, and by November — after having broken several records along the way — there was serious talk about getting Heath Ledger an Oscar. InJudd Apatow was at the peak of his powers, having released a string of successful films over the last couple of years, most notably for me, being a teenager and all the high-school comedy, Superbad.

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Sign in. Watch now. In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.


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