FlourishAnyway believes there is a playlist for just about any situation and is on a mission to unite and entertain the world through song. They're combining Christmas and sexiness? Oh, for real.
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This song is the perfect playful tune to recapture some of the wonder we still have after the first big snow of the year…combined with some more adult inclinations when we play hooky from work. It is the perfect tune to switch the mood from festive and cheerful to downright sexy as you snuggle together by the fire. First released inthis song has been covered by everyone from Mariah Carey to Taylor Swift to varying degrees of success but we have a soft spot in our heart for the original.
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Though I've never quite discerned the Freudian dynamics behind it, there's a longstanding tradition among musicians linking sex and Christmas. Maybe it's the mistletoe, maybe it's the phallic symbolism of chimneys and stockings, maybe it's the simple desire to mock the sacred with the profane - regardless, we've had dirty Christmas records nearly as long as we've had Christmas records, period. Sometimes, the fun is relatively innocent.
Holiday music seems pretty innocent. After all, children sing it, malls blast it in every store, and radio stations play it from Thanksgiving till p. But many holiday songs are actually very sexual.
The Holiday season is such a time of overwhelming merriment, good cheer, and family-friendly sentimentality that it can get a little exhausting for those out there who are of legal and consenting age and want to have a Christmas a little more adult than they had when they were 7-years old. Luckily for those post-adolescents, there are plenty of Christmas songs out there with more on their minds than silver bells and balls of holly—ones for whom unwrapping presents and licking candy canes have meanings that they don't teach you about in Miracle on 34th Street or the Home Alone movies. Here is our list of the 25 dirtiest Christmas songs ever written, ranked categorically from the least to most filthy—and may all your Christmases be PG at a minimum.
It's the most wonderful time of the year. As Christmas approaches, we pick the classic songs you need on your festive playlist. Here are some of our favourites, from Forties classics to more recent pop hits, to get your Christmas celebrations into full swing.
Even the most classic, canonized Christmas songs lack that key element: a Fetty verse. However, fret no more, for Zoo Gang has answered your prayers. This Monty-featuring, AceSwagBeatz-produced single released just in time for the holidays is chock-full of enough skittering hi-hats, heart-wrenching hooks and trademark "yeaaaah baby's" to satisfy you for all 12 days of Christmas.
Christmas Carols are meant to get us in the holiday spirit, but have you ever really listened to the words of these yuletide classics? Most of these songs are about accidents, adult pleasure or slaying people. What are the worst Christmas songs ever? These songs are ones we hear piped throughout giant shopping centers, in lobbies, on the radio, the background music of our celebrations and holiday parties but what are they really saying?